It Goes Ding When There's Stuff

darteest:

assistantt0theregionalmanager:

pizzaforpresident:

I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley

I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch

i work with a girl named ashley and she made me draw an egg on her boyfriends moms easter card because she didnt know how to draw an egg herself

loki-kingwithnocrown:

Ah yes sir, Mr. Moffat, sir, I have a few questions about the latest Doctor Who episode if you don’t mind

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

(Source: stylinwho)

cockwork-orange:

cockwork-orange:

I downloaded a mod for Skyrim that makes it so you can whistle for your horse when you can’t find it and it’ll come to you

so I was looking for my horse and couldn’t find it so I whistled and nothing

whistled again, nothing

then the sound of a horse dying from somewhere behind me

apparently my horse had been on top of a fucking mountain and threw itself the entire way down to answer my call

drama queen

(Source: bloody-nips)